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Fapping in Public!

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 16:30:16


I suppose that he just couldn't wait any longer. Then again, he must be really desperate to something like that. The things that happen in public sometimes.


"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life." -Leonard Church

Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 16:42:19


I would have watched and seen if he hits someone in the eye.

Emoticon related.

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 16:51:13


At 12/10/08 03:14 PM, Reed wrote: lmfao
why didnt you say something!

# 1 rule- If the person seems crazy in ANYWAY...don't say anything don't LOOK at them. Just pretend they arent there.

Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 16:59:46


At 12/10/08 03:00 PM, RedCoin wrote:
At 12/10/08 02:57 PM, Kagoe wrote: I would have helped.
Helped by killing his boner, eliminating his need to fap.

Somebody give this guy some internets.


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 17:00:55


you should of kick him at the groin then 500 milk comes out of his penis


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I EAT PEANUTS!

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 17:02:24


Go away, batin'!

;

Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 17:07:22


At 12/10/08 02:51 PM, Sawke wrote:
I looked at two other guys sitting in the seat where the show can be seen...seeing as how the man had partially covered himself. I made eye contact with one guy...he looked nervous and i bit my lip and smiled he didn't smile he just looked freaked.

This is probably how a lot of pornos start.

Fapping in Public!


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 17:12:47


At 12/10/08 03:45 PM, Sawke wrote: IM 17! i just turned 17 i shouldve stuck it in his ass for fapping in front of a minor!

Fixed.

Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 17:45:47


At 12/10/08 03:06 PM, NoodleCreme wrote: There is nothing wrong with that, just having a good bate. Don't you think it's a little rude to watch someone as they're batin'?

Says NoodleCreme.

LOL IT SOUNDS LIKE SPERM.

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 18:07:12


At 12/10/08 05:07 PM, Phobotech wrote:

This is probably how a lot of pornos start.

It's like you were there! nice job!

Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 18:14:14


yd u smile when he looked at you WTF UR GAY


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 18:16:12


At 12/10/08 06:14 PM, letiger wrote: yd u smile when he looked at you WTF UR GAY

MMM yeh i wants hot man yogurt! all ovah mah ballz!

stupid post replied with stupid post dun.

Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 18:16:48


I would've asked him what he was doing and if he did what he was doing then I would've kicked him where he was doing what he was doing.


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 18:17:42


You should have grabbed his-

OH WAIT BAN LOL.

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 18:18:27


You never cease to amaze me Sawke.

what if the guy that was jacking off in the train was right here on newgrounds? DUN DUN DUN!

Bringing back old shit.

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 18:19:54


Oh Dear. The only weird thing that happened when I was on a train was a woman breast feeding, which was like a million times better then a fat man wanking. Couldn't you have called someone to get him off the train?


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 18:23:11


At 12/10/08 06:19 PM, solardave wrote: Oh Dear. The only weird thing that happened when I was on a train was a woman breast feeding, which was like a million times better then a fat man wanking. Couldn't you have called someone to get him off the train?

lol sure i'll just get an invisible officer and tell him to arrest the guy. There's nothing you can do...it's just another weird moment in NYC.

Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 18:26:19


At 12/10/08 05:07 PM, Phobotech wrote:
This is probably how a lot of pornos start.

This is probably how YOU started

:Ooo, burn

Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 18:33:23


Men can't seem to hold it in these days, damn shame.


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