At 6/10/09 08:31 PM, Shakyjake wrote: Oh shit, cumshot!
*barfs*
Bread makes you FAT!?
At 6/10/09 08:31 PM, Shakyjake wrote: Oh shit, cumshot!
no...
just... no...
Hi!!!!
>Insert unoriginal joke here<
And you're an idiot if you don't get it.
this would be hilarious with a dog chasing its own tail!
At 6/3/09 01:09 AM, Omega-Epsilon wrote: ...and more fun!
ROFLMAO!
Launch a portal on top of a portal and get a trampoline!
See, as soon as you touched it you'd fly back away from the portal!
Until...
At 8/31/09 11:19 AM, Dymus-Mantel wrote: Hmmm... Where'd it go?
OH SHI-
Oh! There it is!
Now your Violently Killing Old Women Wih Portals!
I'm sure someone already post this but whatever
At 4/8/09 10:48 PM, benjix555 wrote: Toast!
I would so do that if I had a portal gun
You guys knows that portals can only be made only on flat surfaces that are bigger than the portals?
But the jokes are still fun anyways
English, how do you speak it!
Yes, the average person has a hole in their garden/house with a slanted top bit, AND some way to get a portal gun down there.
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Butsex problem fixed
With a radio control sliding wall on track, you can separate the walls enough to place the gun to shoot 2 portal
You than get in between the walls and repeteadly press the 2 buttons to have instant but sex
The remote control also comes with an automated button that does that for you, but that doesn't come with the standard control, but it's a feature of the Turbo Butseks 2000 that costs 120$
Anyway, here's a demo:
At 11/29/10 10:55 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Merry Christmas With Portals.
I edited it with NG medals! :D
Sorry to bump this thread. But now that Portal 2 is out, most of you should know more about portals. As in, you can't put portals on moving surfaces!
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