At 2/11/09 08:42 PM, MushookieMan wrote: Wouldn't this suck?!

most awesome prank ever
although when he flushed it all the water would fall on him aswell and maybe the poo that was on the sides and diarehhia would suck.

At 12/2/08 02:04 AM, killer0ed wrote:

At 12/2/08 01:47 AM, ThisUserNameSucks wrote: Ouch...

Or...

Note: I didn't even try drawing it...

Ohh, so that must be how Chuck Norris does it.

At 1/17/09 03:51 PM, ThePortalGuru wrote:

At 12/15/08 07:33 AM, mranarchy wrote:

At 12/14/08 05:49 AM, McJesus wrote:

At 12/11/08 03:32 PM, mranarchy wrote: Ah...but what is behind the portals? ;)

A flat surface.

Whats behind that?

Behind that is nothing, a rip in the space-time continuum if you will. One portal leads to another, on a point "A" to point "B" basis. The "in-between" is warped space, a hole in the Newton-established physical world.
When traveling through a portal, you are essentially travelling through an interdimensional hub between two points.

One of Newtons laws stated that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. In portals, this law is proven universal, as falling through one portal at a certain speed conserves your momentum and launches you out of the second portal at the same speed.

The reason for only one portal gun with two points is quite simple, actually. With enough portal guns, the different points formed could possibly link together, ripping apart the known universe. The only reason Aperture Science was able to continue operation on this device was because it was kept in utmost secrecy.

Portals don't defy most of Newton's laws, though. The energy used to move the Weighted Storage Cube, for example, is drawn from the very gravity around it. When a portal is put above and below a cube, until another portal is shot, the cube will stay in motion until stopped by an outside force.

So, behind the portal lies a rip in space, allowing access to another point in space and time.

Hope that answered your question.

If this is true, then if you stuck something partway through a portal, and moved it, then the whole object will move into this "interdimensional hub" until the portal can be stable enough to teleport it out, but if it's a continuos object, one's first thought may be that it'll be torn apart, but you never know...

P.S. With portals you can finally touch the tips of your elbows together!!!!

Are you TRYING to end the fucking world as we know it?

This would make a GREAT flash collab if enough people contributed.

At 12/14/08 11:53 AM, Spikrodd wrote:

At 12/13/08 04:14 PM, Rig wrote: Why does everyone in this thread want to sodomize themselves?

oh, i dont know... :3

MOAR!!

At 12/1/08 02:25 PM, MyMonkey wrote: not a blank post

hahahahahahahahahahahaa i was wondering about thatone thanks for clearing it up

At 3/2/09 11:32 PM, Zaibas wrote: This would make a GREAT flash collab if enough people contributed.

i whole heartedly agree

At 3/14/09 02:51 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 3/14/09 02:49 PM, norcemastero wrote:

At 3/2/09 11:32 PM, Zaibas wrote: This would make a GREAT flash collab if enough people contributed.

i whole heartedly agree

I don't How would people do it? Just combine the images into one slide-show??? Oh yeah that's a great flash!

well i mean make each into a how to do video

Essentially, the concept of portals works a little something like this:

When you travel through a portal, you are bending the conception of distance. Thus, when traveling 4 miles regularly, you would have to travel a distance that would take you significantly longer without portals.

Your momentum, as represented in the diagram, remains completely unchanged, and force is also conserved through portals, as you can see from the 20N force remaining the same as it passes through a portal. Now, placing portals and how you're direction can be affected is a different story. I'll explain it once I finish making a diagram of it.

The diagram didn't really help a silly person like me. . .
I just like to think of portals in the sense of video games and how different comedy programes have used them to entertain me over the years. . .
Fry's ass for example. Portals are always fun, my friend believes that the burmuda triangle, is a portal to a different solar system where humans are more advanced, but then again, she is a crazy weird girl. . .

What if you drop one portal inside of the other portal?

At 3/14/09 09:33 PM, YourFutureMaster wrote: What if you drop one portal inside of the other portal?

First portal dissapears, atleast that's what happens in the game.

ANYWAYS...

if i put a portal on a cars windshield, and another on the sun, what would happen?

OH SHI

The self-buttsex thing is getting kind of old.
What if you shot a portal on the lid of a trash can, and stuck the trash can through another portal?

At 12/1/08 07:54 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote: 1.Make two portals
2.Get stick longer then the distance between the two portals
3.Try to put the stick into both ends of the portal
4.Earth shattering paradox

Not quite, it'd be like trying to stick the ends of two separate sticks into each other, since you'd have to tilt the stick to get it between the portals and wouldn't be able to untilt in while it was through one.

What about crapping into a portal with its counterpart on the top of a skyscraper?
Or dodging a bullet so it hit a portal that hit the person who fired the bullet?
Or dropping a heavy object into a portal when you were standing on the other one?

A possible solution to the self buttsecks problem is put a portal on your right hand and another one on your left hand (The portals need to be about the size of your palm) then put your right hand over your dick so you have a dick coming out of your left hand.

Now shove the dick on your left hand up your ass.

this could be fun

HEY WHAT WAS THAT *points*

bump

Found in Encyclopedia Dramatica long time ago, glad I still remember having it.

All of you children thinking self butt sex would be possible are so very wrong.

What happens when you thrust? Your ass goes forward, thus increasing the distance you need to thrust, thus increasing how far away your ass is.

Think "carrot on a stick" and replace carrot with ass.

And further, why would you want to fuck yourself in the ass?

At 3/27/09 11:32 AM, KartoTolmex wrote: And further, why would you want to fuck yourself in the ass?

Why would you NOT?

If you shot a portal onto a flat surface (e.g. a piece of steel) and launched it into space, then when it was deep in space you shot the second one anywhere on earth, would the atmosphere be slowly sucked out of earth?

At 12/1/08 08:12 PM, DevilDog016 wrote:

Hope you don't mind I took the pic and edited it for a more hilarious event.

hmm, i thought portal guns were rechargable

no it wouldnt worku need 1 foot in 1 foot out and just switch from side to side

Now you thinking with lazoors
And portals...

OMFGWTf???????
this was done on portal a second ago.

At 3/27/09 11:32 AM, KartoTolmex wrote: All of you children thinking self butt sex would be possible are so very wrong.

What happens when you thrust? Your ass goes forward, thus increasing the distance you need to thrust, thus increasing how far away your ass is.

Blowjobs are all sorted though.

I FUCKIN KNEW IT!!!!

At 3/15/09 02:02 AM, ghostface619 wrote: this could be fun

*pulls on legs*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-