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Encarta pwned me

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Encarta pwned me 2006-02-28 10:00:41


As some may know the Encarta Instant Answers msn bot (encarta@botmetro.net) (might need msn8, i dunno) can answer may questions its asked. However it usually directs to encarta's website, which often requires subscription. While trying to find out the specific heat capacity of stainless steel for physics (anyone know what it is in J kg^-1 K^-1) things turned ugly:

Einsidler says:
what is the specific heat capacity of stainless steel
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>

Encarta® Instant Answers is inviting you to start Encarta. Do you want to accept (Alt+C) or decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have accepted the invitation to start Encarta.

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Thanks for accepting my invitation! The application should load shortly. =>
Einsidler says:
fuck this
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
Einsidler says:
dickhead
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Not only are you insulting a computer, but that's one of the weakest insults I've heard in a long time.
Einsidler says:
go fuck your motherboard
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Wow. That is HARSH.

I got pwned by encarta


MY HAT IS AWESOME!

Response to Encarta pwned me 2006-02-28 10:07:07


At 2/28/06 10:02 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Hasn't Encarta changed it name like 4 years ago?

it's like Britannica now I think

Nah, they're two different online encylcopedias

UPDATE:

Einsidler says:
stfu
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I hope you don't speak to humans like that.

It keeps sending me to the article about good manners too


MY HAT IS AWESOME!

Response to Encarta pwned me 2006-02-28 10:09:49


Haha. You got OWNED by a computer. That sucks, does that thing work on AIM?


At 7/17/07 10:31 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote:

: Wait, when did the BBS become Gaia Online?

Response to Encarta pwned me 2006-02-28 10:12:00


At 2/28/06 10:06 AM, PhysicsMafia wrote: 0.5 J/(g K,).... well 0.568 J/(g K) (at 300 K)

Thanks

At 2/28/06 10:09 AM, -Tydus- wrote: Haha. You got OWNED by a computer. That sucks, does that thing work on AIM?

Dunno, try it


MY HAT IS AWESOME!

Response to Encarta pwned me 2006-02-28 10:17:56


Well, but it's better than getting pwed by a stupid friend...........

Response to Encarta pwned me 2006-02-28 10:27:26


Computers are starting to Pwn people? The Age of the Machine is coming...

Response to Encarta pwned me 2006-02-28 10:51:25


At 2/28/06 10:00 AM, Einsidler wrote:
Einsidler says:
go fuck your motherboard

ROFFLLOOO

Response to Encarta pwned me 2006-02-28 10:54:38


At 2/28/06 10:28 AM, PhysicsMafia wrote:
At 2/28/06 10:27 AM, Modnar wrote: Computers are starting to Pwn people? The Age of the Machine is coming...
We must black out the sun

no i dont want to be a battery

Response to Encarta pwned me 2006-02-28 10:56:06


At 2/28/06 10:54 AM, Bou wrote: no i dont want to be a battery

No, you don't have enough energy for that.....