As some may know the Encarta Instant Answers msn bot (encarta@botmetro.net) (might need msn8, i dunno) can answer may questions its asked. However it usually directs to encarta's website, which often requires subscription. While trying to find out the specific heat capacity of stainless steel for physics (anyone know what it is in J kg^-1 K^-1) things turned ugly:
Einsidler says:
what is the specific heat capacity of stainless steel
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
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Einsidler says:
fuck this
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
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Einsidler says:
dickhead
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Not only are you insulting a computer, but that's one of the weakest insults I've heard in a long time.
Einsidler says:
go fuck your motherboard
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Wow. That is HARSH.
I got pwned by encarta