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Batman scissorhands vs Beetle Joker EPIC RAP BATTLE Audio

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ON AN EPIC BATTLE RAP

OF TWO AMALGAMATED CHARACTERS ..


BeetleJuice Meets Joker

and

Batman meets Edward Scissorhands


HOPEFULLY I'LL DO A LIVE ACTION OR AN ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO TO THIS ...

I JUST GOT TO DO SOMETHING ON THE WAY


We'll see ??


SO PLEASE COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU GUYS THINK


HERE ARE THE LYRICS


Batman Scissorhands vs Beetle Joker


BJ


I am the Beetle Joker, that’s right

The Beetle Joker ...

Say my name not once, not twice , only thrice ...


Oh ,how ya doing? ,nice fucking model you stupid dike...


I’m the prince of all crimes,

And the ghost with the most ...


Who Da hell your suppose to be ,

A fucking pin Cushion bitch...


What's With all your stupid scissorhands,

What the heck your gonna do?...


cut your girlfriends face open ,

Like a bleeding ass virgin...bitch you are !


She can come down,on down,to me ...to the neither world in fact ...


and I’ll show her a good time and I'll show her what a real name man can do to her ... eh Eddie boy !!!


BE


You can rap Shit, for someone who eats beetles and trash ...


Why don’t you come a little closer, in fact

I’ll give you a heart attack ...


I’m the Batman scissorhands,

Protector of Gotham lawns...Beetle Bitch !


I strike terror into those,who enter to

My dark castle...


I can cut, I can make , your mothers panty holes shape ...into a dick shape in fact....


Bring it on beetle boy, for a man who can’t exist, unless his name said thrice,I’m my gosh ... he looks like a mice ...


Go back to your hell hole, where came from ...where a sand worm , can rape your dirty Phedoe ass ...

Beetle bitch

Beetle Brat

BEETLE BITCH !!!


BJ


HEY, who your calling phedoe, you gothic son of a bitch ...


I’ve lived for a 167 life years,of your damn life ... while you lived for once and you could never do it twice ...


Not to mention, you couldn’t even bone that bitch in your laundry...


Oh boy little, scissor boy, bitch boy ...you can’t touch anyone ... without making anyone bleed ... not even a good bone ....”from that pussy ass Catwoman “ eh ??


BE


Oh please, you try to marry a little goth girl once ... she only young and 16... How strange and unusual ...


And don’t get me started , with Vicki vale ....at least


The bitch like me more, at least I

Didn’t kill my girlfriend, Alisha by throwing her off the window , to make a omelette with a few of eggs and so...


At least I don’t wear my mother old make up on my face ... look at you, your a clown, your a man that eats Beetles, trying to makes the world laugh , if you gotta go joky boy, go with a smile and a kick up your ass ... fool


BJ


1...2...3 to da 4

It's the scissorhands boy, go threw the door

oh look, he's still a fucking pussy virgin

all he ever gets is a "HOLD ME!'

and all he ever say is "I can't"

Because you got sharp fingers,for a finger

and that's watcha good at ,sharpy pointy boy ,

sticking it up your mother ass...oh wait,your daddy

died remember,oh looks, it's Vincent Price ,with an old ticker

stuck up his heart,bitch, your so incomplete, you couldn't even

touch anyone, expect your face...SCREAM BOY ...

HA HA HA ...look at you ,old pale ,Robert Smith hairdo, that's what you ever will be, that you'll ever will do... go back to your lonely ass, and make sand castle out of ice...BITCH BOY !!!


SO WHO WON ???


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Jan 13, 2021
6:36 AM EST
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7.6 MB
5 min 32 sec

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