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"I KNOW EVERYTHING WRONG ABOUT YOU (:" - Ephemeris, CEO of Eye Browse and caretaker of Epirespirare.

I made this theme for my character, Ephemeris. I've already made a motif for most of my characters, but this one sounded nice enough to expand into a whole song. I tried to capture his annoyingly righteous amount of pretentiousness. He has the personality of the coffee table's corner; no matter how powerful you are, running into him will give you a bad time.

Ephemeris is the oracle created by Lawruce that toils in mortal affairs quite a lot. Law would disapprove of Ephemeris' association with Law's little ant-farm called Earth, but Ephemeris always knows what's right to say to get Law off its back. It has the special ability to always be right about anything in the multiverse. By extension, it has the power to know everything.

Ephemeris keeps its true form hidden well, but it personifies itself usually with a big red eye icon on a monitor. Ephemeris manages Eye Browse, the largest and only browsing engine. Eye Browse and its subsidiaries is widely used upon mortals, namely humans. He stopped caring about physical power, so he has been accumulating social power, but for what?

If you put my song in any of your works, let me know. (Not because you need permission. Just because I like knowing that I'm contributing.)


Art by me.

Special thanks to my aunt for gifting me a Keystation Mini.

This was made using Ableton Live Standard.

103 BPM C Minor 3/4

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Nov 18, 2020
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