Whitey Duvall, Dukesberry Allstar Patch winner and star of Adam Sandler's hit Hanukah movie, Eight Crazy Nights, has passed away tragically. This is his final will.

Reports say he contracted COVID-19 from not washing his hands after picking his ass.

This was a skit I made for my Adam Sandler cult, the Sandler Society.

SFXs were either produced personally or pulled from public domain of freesound.org