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Johnny Teapots

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Johnny Teapots is in a wheelchair but he can still crowd surf so shut your leggy whore mouth.

Johnny Teapots

He'll go anywhere

Very nearly anywhere

He'll go there as long as his mobility

Scooter has got battery

(Don't spill him, please don't spill him)

The music festival

He loves best of all

See him four-wheel-driving around a circle pit

Not giving a shit

Johnny Teapots with your handle and your spout

Don't tip him up and pour him out

(Don't spill him, it just might kill him)

He might not be able to get back into his chair

And his carer doesn't even know that

He'll go anywhere

Very nearly anywhere

He will roll his bad old self right into camp

As long as there's an access ramp

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Wow... I must say you are a really good singer! Like The entire internet needs to know your music! Was pretty catchy over all 5 stars

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4.00 / 5.00

Jun 12, 2020
2:48 PM EDT
General Rock
File Info
1.7 MB
46 sec

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