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Ugly Nipples: The Audiobook

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On the 10th day of May, 2020, user Synikal made a post on the General forum. "Why All The Ugly Nipples?" cried its title, and he was quite upset indeed. He expressed his dissatisfaction with those prone to creating art of naked ladies, perhaps even furious at their portrayal of these characters' bare dugs. Now, as he made clear, this was not his greatest concern, as his focus was primarily the individual's badunkadonk and the tatas, and therefore the points of those tatas, were somewhat outside of his realm of interests. Nonetheless, he posted, and others posted in response, and by the time the saga was through, his post had amassed over a hundred replies. Truly his generation's Judith Butler.

The post can be found here: https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1451882

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Amazing! We should narrate more of the silliness of the BBS

Urichov responds:

If I find enough silliness. Maybe I should start a thread asking for silliness for me to read.

"I'm more of an ass man", proceeds to rant about nipples instead, hmmm, got a feeling he's more of a nipples person but won't admit it.

That being said, aside from the chuckle, not a bad read. I feel if you added in some classical music, this would have been even more amusing.

Urichov responds:

I may do another version, I'm not sure yet. Thanks for the review.


Urichov responds:

thanks bro

I feel that you're missing a little bit of anger in there, but definitely have what his real life voice most likely sounds like. Would love to hear it again with a bit of angst behind it.

Forum submissions will always be my favorite submissions.

Urichov responds:

I'll try again later maybe, just wanted to get this out there because I thought it was a giggle.

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4.85 / 5.00

May 26, 2020
2:27 PM EDT
Spoken Word
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1.7 MB
1 min 19 sec

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