Vintage Bike

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Stupid loop with about the same sample resolution as an Atari- look at the waveform :D

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my 8bit bicicle track is better than this.


still, nice effort man.

Ohhh yeeaahhh

He wakes up, ready to roll. Putting in slick shine lotion into his hair, he smiles at the mirror and glares at his sexy face. He puts the collars of his shirt straight up, puts on his glasses, and heads out the door. He throws the keys over his head and catches them with his other hand, unlocking his convertable in the process.

"Bitchin" he says in satisfaction. He drives down the road, as girls cheer on the sides. He clicks at them with his fingers and says, "Yeeeahh" with his hot, manly voice. All the girls go wild.

He arrives at his local job, at the strip bar, and hops out of the car without opening the door. "Allrriigghhtt," he says in order to maintain his personality. Inside, the doors spread wide open as a shadowy figured emerges into the bar. His head turned sideways, and his glasses lowered, he faces the crowd. He walks assured that he is the sexiest man to ever live, and begins taking off his clothes.

He hops onto the stage, and begins pulling his hips and arms in and out, to the beat of the music in the background. His dick flaps to its beat, and the girls fall head over heels for him.

SBB, the DJ in the background, bobs his head to the music as he plays it. A guy next to him asks, "He dog, whats the name of this song? " "This song? Its called Vintage Bike," he responds.

(((This is just the greatest loop ever xD)))

Grillpie responds:

this is the best thing I have read in my life


I second that death wish/prank thing as I have a friend who would not only prank me like this, but also chase me around town if I did it to him.

J00 get a five, and a 9/10 from me.


That'd be more like a death wish...
The guy would freaking chase you down the street naked if you put the chick in a bad mood.
*shivers down spine*
I wonder what he'd do when he caught you? He'd probably figure he was gonna get a lil' somethin' somethin' anyways, take his anger out on you.
And you'll be walking with a limp for 2 weeks...
Nice song btw =D

Grillpie responds:


did you do this for the lulz?

this is pretty damn catchy....could be used in a cheesy flash or game. what would be funny as hell prank would be as while some of your friends are having sex and listing to romantic music, place this one minute into the song lol.

Grillpie responds:

It's more of a tribute to the stupid lofi music in old games

that prank sounds fun, I'll should do that sometime

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3.80 / 5.00

Aug 19, 2007
10:29 AM EDT
Video Game
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11 sec

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