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Last round the old 'king crossed the rook', but in this MATCHUP YOU'LL GET SLAIN
I don't care if 'Sand castle,' I'll smack this bish up (bishop) 'cause this is ACTUALLY CHECKMATE
I'll bring the heat so his CASTLE WILL GET BAKED and turn to GLASS FROM INTENSE BLAZE
So if you 'throw stones in a glass house,' it'll COLLAPSE LIKE YOUR BEDFRAME
He thinks he's a hard PERSON TO DISS 'cause he RAPS WITH A FRESH TAKE
The real reason? You posted two VERSES YOU SPIT but can't get BACK IN THE HEADSPACE
That was 2016 but we ain't HEARD FROM YOU SINCE and you still ACT LIKE YOU GET FAME
Unlike you I WORK FOR THIS SHIT, so if I got Sand bagged, it's 'cause he's PRACTICALLY DEAD WEIGHT
I do wordplay without HAVING TO REACH, and I hate forcing bars but since I HAVE TO COMPETE...
You're formulaic as an algorithm TRAPPED ON REPEAT like 'Al Gore rhythm' when you RAP ON A BEAT--
Just a boring ass nerd that can't HANDLE THE HEAT! The climate's changed, you're washed up laying FLAT ON A BEACH
'Sand bars' have eroded, the INCONVENIENT TRUTH is an INTRAVENOUS TUBE feeding GALLONS OF BLEACH is still healthier than the big MACS THAT YOU EAT
Fuck SAGGING HIS JEANS, HE'S SAGGING HIS TEETS! He borrowed a car to buy PACKETS OF BEEF
And 'cause his ASS IS OBESE when he was HANDED THE KEYS he SAT WITH A CHEEK on the PASSENGER SEAT
He can't STAND ON HIS FEET without SNAPPING HIS KNEES and putting CRACKS IN THE STREET
If I shipped you back to some AFRICAN PEEPS, HALF OF THE STREET could SCRAP YOU FOR MEAT and LAST FOR A WEEK
You only call yourself a DJ 'cause you wanted FREE SAMPLES, so that's a NEAT HANDLE and I SEE THROUGH YOUR PLOT
You probably think Chilla Jones is the CREAM OF THE CROP, but when you try to bite his style the SCHEMING IS SOFT
So once this battle is over and you SEE THAT YOU LOST, realize it's your obesity that's CLEANING YOUR CLOCK
You hate being called fat and you NEED IT TO STOP, but treating it like a joke is the REASON IT'S NOT
So fuck multis, fuck schemes, fuck HATING ON YOU, this is more than an ANGLE TO CHOOSE, it's me SAYING THE TRUTH
Few weeks back your blood glucose hit 470... That could have been FATAL FOR YOU
You need help. Stop eating out and try MAKING YOUR FOOD. I guarantee your family will be GRATEFUL TO YOU
As for us, we'll be proud of the WEIGHT THAT YOU LOSE, because it's really not Top RANK WITHOUT YOU
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