merry christmas

LYRICS:

Holy shit, what a pain
Really wish they'd go away
Tried the spells, tried the curse
But things have only gotten worse

They never fall for my traps
One day I'm gonna get em back
They're grimy & old, with skin green as mold, little fuckers want my gold,
Pot-bellied goblins

Rummaging through my fridge
Kicking doors off the hinge
I hear em running down the halls
They interrupt all my calls

One time I kicked one down the stairs
But it turned out to be the grand elder
And to them, that was not ok
So they put a dent in my brain
Pot-bellied goblins

I've exhausted all my options
I've gone and set my lovely home aflame
It didn't matter, though
Because among debris & ashes who remained?
Guess who remained