If you're offended by this tale, sorry not sorry! Get your grinch butt out of the gutter and just enjoy the comical stylings of the story! It's quite a special one after all. Let me just leave this with you: some things are not what they seem.
Writing: Me
Narration: Me
Sound Effects: Me
Music: Unknown Author "Royalty Free Christmas Music."
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