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A rap dissing Henry David Thoreau as a mud turtle for a school assignment. Lyrics are as follows.
I’m a mud turtle and I’m here to say
Infringing on our habitat is never the way
Spread more kindness, meanness is bad
Living here makes all the animals mad
Stalking and observing that’s just weird
Please move your boat out of here
Is intruding on nature the new fad
Living alone, that’s just sad
Is living with society all that much?
Just make people accept you as such
I don’t wanna be rude but you have to go
Unless you’re tryna make a brand new foe
Ay
I’m vicious, malicious, it’s just in my nature
These bars go hard, can’t top my nomenclature
I don’t back down I embrace the trouble that I’m brewing
I chill with squirrels and fish. How's your bean farm doing?
I may be small but don’t be deceived
I get rowdier than a frat boy on New Year’s Eve
Thoreau thinks he compares with kinosternon subrubrum
You cant fight all of nature, e pluribus unum
You wish you were
As dope as me
I’m adulated
Globally
I’m in your head
Like dopamine
I bite through you
Vocally
My lust for blood’s
Insatiable
Your intellect’s
Debatable
I can’t be touched
Sensational
Your legacy's
Erasable
I eat worms and insects, I’m hardcore, carnivorous
You think nature’s just flowers and beauty no, its rigorous
I’m first place in nature’s race so show some respect
Keep up the pace you big disgrace and bow down to my skill set
These other species think they’re better than me but I’m above ‘em
Pretending you’re the best of society, you’re the worst of ‘em
Go and make a pencil, and write this down
"No one likes me here i should go back to my town"
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This is actually insane I love it so much
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