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My Music

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Inspired by what I've read on subreddits like lewronggeneration or iamverysmart, I have written this song to satirize those kind of people. Being a musician, I've personally known a few of these borderline neckbeard elitists in my local community, and that attitude from other musicians has always annoyed me. So I wrote a song about it.

Here are lyrics:
The music world today has been in such a sorry state.
Prokofiev and Mendelssohn are rolling in their graves.
Geniuses like me are left ignored and in the dark.
Whatever I post ends up on r/iamverysmart.

(spoken in neckbeard voice) - Well.. Actually.. It's pronounced Haydn, not Hayden, thank you.

My music, my music checks all of the boxes.
My music, my music tames all of the foxes.
Gonna tip my hat and woo m'lady with this angelic voice.
My music. My music. You got no other choice.

I have loved The Rolling Stones since I was just a tot.
The Skyliners and Del Vikings, the kids they know them not.
Bieber pulled a fast one on The Belmont's greatest hit.
It doesn't take a brain to know the charts are full of shit.

(spoken in neckbeard voice) Uh.. Actually, Elvis Presley didn't write Blue Suede Shoes, Carl Perkins did.

My music, my music checks all of the boxes.
My music, my music tames all of the foxes.
Gonna tip my hat and woo m'lady with this angelic voice.
My music. My music. You got no other choice.

(Instrumental break.)

My music, my music checks all of the boxes.
My music, my music tames all of the foxes.
Gonna tip my hat and woo m'lady with this angelic voice.
My music. My music. You got no other choice. x2

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Awesome! Really should be on a radio, as was mentioned

I couldn't agree with these lyrics more! This is such a full, radio-worthy song. Nice save with the "satire" tag.

JacksonTime responds:

Thanks! Although with lyrics like "gonna tip my hat and woo m'lady," it should be pretty obvious that it's a joke. I put the disclaimer in the tags just in case. haha.

ive never heard this style of music on Newgrounds before... i love it

Credits & Info

JacksonTime
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Faves:
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Votes
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Score
4.97 / 5.00

Uploaded
Dec 7, 2019
4:13 PM EST
Genre
General Rock
File Info
Song
9.4 MB
4 min 8 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.