I have returned after many, many years to try out a nice new microphone that I bought. And what better thing to start practicing with it, than my favorite piece of amateur fanfiction from DeviantArt?

I present to you, a dramatic reading of "Massage", by FarCry223. Feel free to read along here:
https://www.deviantart.com/farcry223/art/Massage-704396939

I did my best to perform my acting as faithfully to the writing style as possible. Please let me know in the comments about YOUR own favorite piece of amateur literature from DeviantArt.

I think the piece is a "The Loud House" fanfiction? I don't know. It's hard to tell, plus I don't know nothing about that show. I looked it up on google and these are the characters this piece talks about:

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/147/560/810.jpg

So our protagonists are 11 and 6 year old huh?
Okay. I think I did a good job then.