I wrote this for the Tales of Nowhere podcast as a bar rumble fight song. The crew find themselves in a bar full of what could only be described as henchmen with superpowers. But as the DM says, "They have superpowers but that doesn't mean they are super-powered."
Since it's essentially just a metal song (drums, guitar and bass) I figured I'd throw it on up here so y'all can enjoy. The solo section is an actual joke, since it's going in a podcast I just kinda fucked around and didn't feel like writing a massive megasolo. Mostly because I hate writing solos. I feel like I'm bad at them and need to garner more pick control and work on my finger patterns before I can really solo the way I want. Then again I'm comparing myself to master guitarists in progressive deathmetal bands who play for HOURS daily so it's kind of an unfair comparison.
The name is Barstool blitz because of the similarity of the main verse to the chorus part of "Ballroom blitz".