Hope you guys and girls enjoy! ~Reece (vocals and guitar)
My neighbors got a pickup truck on his front lawn
And he married his sister and inbred all their spawn
But every single day, you can bet your sorry ass
He robs a liquor store with a shotgun blast
Chorus
Melting his brain on a television
Washin’ it down with a Pabst Blue Ribbon
He's always munching’ on Tobacco chew
And he's got a drinking problem too
His pick up truck doesn't quite run
But you know he's always got his lucky shotgun
Verse
He uses DNA tests, as a dating site
If it's for a gun, he'll fight for his rights
Punches the pedal and drives breakneck
Here comes that stupid idiot redneck
Chorus
Melting his brain on a television
Washin’ it down with a Pabst Blue Ribbon
He's always munching’ on Tobacco chew
And he's got a drinking problem too
His pick up truck doesn't quite run
But you know he's always got his lucky shotgun
Verse
Really likes football, touching other men
But I support the LGBTQ and somehow that's a sin
His IQ is as low as the property value
Roadkill and oppossome are always on the menu
Chorus
Melting his brain on a television
Washin’ it down with a Pabst Blue Ribbon
He's always munching’ on Tobacco chew
And he's got a drinking problem too
His pick up truck doesn't quite run
But you know he's always got his lucky shotgun