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Bad Sex Award 2018

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I read the following article from The Guardian about the "Bad Sex Award" for 2018, which is the Literary Review's annual showcase of 'outstandingly bad' erotic writing, and I KNEW I had to read it aloud for the funsies. The sexy funtime funsies.
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/nov/30/bad-sex-award-2018-the-contenders-in-quotes

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"Preludes, Op. 28 - No. 15 'Raindrop'" performed by Sergio DuBois (original composition by Frédéric Chopin)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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"Arroz Con Pollo" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Excerpt from original.

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should have gotten gilbert godfrey to read this XD

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Omahdon
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Dec 12, 2018
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