And so, Flops finally returned from his long, arduous journey, restoring peace across the land of Chester, and he brought with him all sorts of heroic tales to tell his child from now until... I don't know, like a week? Well, it won't matter, because they'll be such grand stories that everyone will want to hear them again and again and again... for, like, another week... maybe? Least importantly, Flops will finally be able to upload that Sega music tutorial that he promised us a year and a half ago. The End.

Thank you for playing Final Flopstasy.

(This is beautiful, Bertn. Thank you very much for putting a smile on the face of my tired, exhausted soul... and on my actual face, as well.)