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-mao- Life Slices (Maobux Vol.3) prod by Zooloo75

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Here is the 3rd attempt at this Maobux experiment. For these songs, I am writing lyrics solely based on the the comment sections of a Facebook post. For this one, I asked friends and family (which might be why this one has more positive vibes to it).


Beat is by Zooloo75.


Lyrics:


I’m sitting comfortable, like two cats on a couch
I got my juice pack, I’m so chill, I could just pass out
It’s not a power outage, I’m Mighty Morphin’
I’m Tommy Oliver now, the best ranger, Sorry Aragorn,
The Dragonzord dwarves any fellowship or party.
Unless Strider has redneck siblings in a hillbilly RV
Resilient folk, Hardy, they go super Saiyan
Since I’m cut from the same cloth, assume I know what I’m sayin’
I ain’t bragging, my genetics are probably average
but if you believe in anything, you can imagine it will happen


But it’s also possible a porcupine occupies the porch
it’s plausible that it’s plotting to divide what’s yours
Or it’ lost, or it’s found a warm bed for the night
Call off the dogs, let the prickle hog live its life
Now give your mom a hug, with a snap chat filter
Put the knitting needles down, Gramma! Smile for the picture!


Time to build a nature reserve for all the chimpanzees


I’m a curious, George, why is yours wearing panties?


Never mind, lets change the topic! Look, fireworks!


Pop the bottle rockets, get inspired by every burst
Time to build homes for the gingerbread refugees
Reinforced with icing sugar, and festive jelly beans,


It’s all irrelevant, we eventually eat that food
rip off the good parts, until the foundation cracks in two
Nothing lasts forever, unless it’s put in a museum.
or it’s copied enough, and the original is superseded


For any stupid reason that happened yesterday
don’t let that ruin tomorrow’s mystery, here’s a better way


Live in the moment, today is the present
it’s gift, open it with anticipation. Splendid.
And if Santa’s doesn’t deliver what’s expected
Well, at least we know St. Nick didn’t double check it


Check it,
Be naughty and nice, be good and bad
Be an oxymoron, you can do anything you can’t

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This is just amazing. The vocals work so well with the percussion and it's just such a chill song. I love it!

MaoDaMighty responds:

thanks, it was the last song of mine I played for my gramma. means a lot you enjoy it too.

Never had the chance to leave a comment, but man, this is 👌

MaoDaMighty responds:

Thanks ya!

Daaaaaaaaammmn

YO! fucking loVe!

MaoDaMighty responds:

thanks A-ron! long time now see, nice to hear from ya!

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Dec 19, 2017
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2 min 30 sec

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