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Merry Christmas little bastards!
Der Baron’s back, Hooray!
With ice cream treats, Und frozen sweets
For zis happy holiday
Oh everyone loves ice cream
Und frozen custard too!
Unless of course, it’s made from a corpse
of a fat little bastard like you!
Chocolate coated wisdom teeth
Goes great on Waffle cones
Zat strawberry swirl your eating now
Is made from dicks und bones!
Ze Castration Candy Apples
are exactly what you think!
Und now if you’ll excuse me,
These corpses are starting to stink!
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