I Ate My Dog Out

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Every Friday at midnight, we make songthreads via 4Chan on /b/, wherein we ask users to submit anything they want thrown into a song. We squeeze in photos, text, submissions - whatever they throw at us, and rewrite it into a narrative song for all to enjoy. Or not.
MUSIC VIDEO from our songthread:

I let my dogs out, so they could pee,
fucked a horse outside, for the world to see,
and then I got down on both of my knees,
ate my dog out, and called the police,
put a condom on a dildo, I'm attackin' dudes,
don't be slappin' my penis, when I'm rappin' on YouTube,
and you do what you believe is legal,
performin' oral on a poor old beagle.
Fuckin' animals ain't right ya know,
You can't teach this OC to species,
We giver a delivery devoid of feces.
I'm digging up dates, and I'm settin' up camp
I'm just gonna say it: eat the shit from my pants.
Bust a dance, shed so many tears,
make a hamster disappear like I'm Richard Gere.
Beastmaster like to master beat,
I stepped outside - buncha cops in the street
Fuckin' A, I almost forgot....
I called the fuckers here, now it's time to get shot!

- Now that we've established what a songthread is, and over the course of the 5 to 6 years we've been doing these on the side, would you contribute to our deviant-like songs some time? We've played around with schedules, and venues to hold these types of events - We will host a news update soon to establish a place to rally everyone interested, so keep them peepers open, gang!

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I posted the video on youtube i credited you is that ok?

great work ;)

AnalogByNature responds:

thanks very much!

This is awesome. Not necessarily this song, but the process of making it; diggin that communal collaborative trip.
Lyrics are funny as fuck. Delivery and flow are on point. Mixing on the NG version seems a bit low (vocal audibility wise) in comparison to the Youtube version.
That beat is fire!

AnalogByNature responds:

thanks for your review; higher quality for physical release. maybe put this vulgarity on some vinyl one day...

I would expect no different from a song with lyrics chosen by 4chan.

AnalogByNature responds:

who is this four chan?

Credits & Info

4.18 / 5.00

Nov 22, 2017
1:46 PM EST
Hip Hop - Olskool
File Info
3.1 MB
2 min 15 sec

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