Been a while, but hey, it's funny
This is pretty goofy. It's irony is how it doesn't sound particularly spooky but has the sound effects to make it so. The mood of the playing is just way off... deliberately.
Originality: 7 (you've done this satire before).
Clarity: 6 (okay, a few sounds overpower the others, making for a hard-to-follow experience, but your voice doesn't snap or pop on the microphone--not as much, anyway)
Diversity: 8 (I'm not sure what this means, but I bet it has something to do with how many techniques you pulled, and pulled well. I'd say this one combined decent sound production with a good guitar technique--not showy, but reflecting good form)
Effort: 8 (I insist you make more).
Overall: 8 (I still insist you make more).
Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.