Every Friday at midnight, we show up on 4chan to do these songthreads, essentially a "who's line is it anyways" wherein we ask users to submit lines of text or pictures, and we try to squeeze them into song format. All within 3 hours, from scratch
MUSIC VIDEO HERE! (to understand context of song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lafkylxz1Ew

LYRICS:
Intro
Captcha can just go suck a big dick;
can't believe this bullshit, man look at this:
Gotta find a stop sign somewhere on the block
I long for the scent of an unwashed cock.
Dream about this on a daily basis
Jurassic Park should fuckin' know where it's place is
Yearned for this day, and it's finally here
You know, I'm just gonna say it:
I'm an Elk, my dear.
CHORUS
I'd shitpost but I dunno what to post
I'm the host with the most with the cinnamon toast crunch
Powder my nose, overdose, comatose like a cocaine ghost punch
We just try to get low, but the milk overflow, fill the bowl; cereal
Nobody ain't shit, nobody got trips in this thread yet, so here we go!
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Now I'm sittin' in the shower, and I'm losin' my shit
Why does the pope touch my naughty bits?
She's suckin' on my dick like an elemental rental agent
meanwhile, got quints? - straight to page ten
Hamsters don't go in microwaves
If you learn anything, it takes nutrients away
cause I gotta lotta feels, did I happen to mention?
I have crippling depression
Oh lawd
CHORUS 3 or 4 times, repeat until your rash disappears.

This was a previous songthread we've done, more to come (some we can't upload, as they have samples from already established songs; which is a shame, because some of 'em are good, however we won't be offering them as download here. They'll be tagged in a future newspost in case you're interested in what we've done - these were usually meme song requests, or requests that we use very specific tracks, like Smash Mouth etc - but we know the rules, and choose to only post stuff that we've made)