I wrote this piece while listening to mah boy Riiser of The Webcomic Relief. He was doing a live stream where we all we had a group reading + reaction to Elzeron Chronicles. It was the most magical experience of my life. XD Read at your own risk. The first section is supposed to capture the moment you realize the horror that you are reading. The next section is everything that is hilariously bad about it. It attempts to end with a final grand cadence, but a solo trombone farts out a half-hearted note and the final notes are partially incorrect. I through this together while listening to the stream. Enjoy?