this is terrible. its made from crap.
Yay finally a how to fingerdash.
If it were my choice, stuff like this wouldn't be allowed in the audio portal, and as is, you're on the fringe of spam and rule breaking. These "How To" submissions are an uninspired meme I'd like to see canned; once you've heard one, you've heard them all. There is nothing I can critique about this submission because there is absolutely no effort put into making something listenable or enjoyable. Why do this at all?
You create a "How To"
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