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Minimum Wage Worker

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I'm a minimum wage worker
And I enjoy my job
I cook burgers all day long
And serve them to customers
My only ambition is to be happy
A stressful job would be crappy
I enjoy my job a lot
But it doesn't pay very much

So I went to college
And now I'm in debt
Something that relieves my sadness
A little bit of crystal meth
I left my job to go to school
I think that might have been bad
Without my job I'm stressed
And I'm feeling sad

So I put on a fake smile
And I go to school
I think I'm in denial
I think I am a fool
I should have been happy
With my relaxing job
Now I cannot smile
I can only sob

No one cares about me
They just want my money
If I was happier
I'd think it was funny
Pony porn makes me happy
It's sad but it's so true
A pervert inside all of us
A pervert inside of you

I don't want you to love me
I don't want you to hug me
I just want some acknowledgement
That I am a human being
I want you to speak to me
Honestly about your problems
Don't hide behind an authority
Like a cowardly little child

Every character is sexualized
Even Anais Watterson
You cannot lie
Some of the porn is sexy
The only reason you know about it
Is because you looked for it
If anything exists
There is porn of it


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5.00 / 5.00

Feb 23, 2017
2:21 AM EST
File Info
12.4 MB
5 min 25 sec

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