Hail to the Wicked King Kale

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Hail to the Wicked King Kale

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A lone wandering knight is you. A run down Kingdom you walk through, poor peasants you spot with your eyeballs, toiling away for no reward. A splendid castle you do spy with your same eyeballs, up at the top of town. Wondrous feasts and celebrations you do catch wind of, celebrating the despicable selfishness of the gluttonous and narcissistic King Kale, up in his perch.

A solemn vow you do make in thine heart to enter the golden doors of this castle and free the good folk of this land from this unthinkable, yet cliche treachery.

You might also recognize this tune in mmattugh's CANNON

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madmage816

2017-03-02 01:34:11

Playful melody with good ambiance.

LegnaZeg

2017-03-01 23:28:53

niiiice! excellent darky atmosphere and cool melody! nice arranges and think I've heard the mario coin there, right?, really cool work!!!

SolarMoney2112

2017-02-27 19:15:22

With this song I imagine escaping from the evil king that wrongfully took his throne and fighting back to return the rightful king. Another thing I imagine is becoming the king sitting there having the people bow down to me!!