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Hail to the Wicked King Kale

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A lone wandering knight is you. A run down Kingdom you walk through, poor peasants you spot with your eyeballs, toiling away for no reward. A splendid castle you do spy with your same eyeballs, up at the top of town. Wondrous feasts and celebrations you do catch wind of, celebrating the despicable selfishness of the gluttonous and narcissistic King Kale, up in his perch.

A solemn vow you do make in thine heart to enter the golden doors of this castle and free the good folk of this land from this unthinkable, yet cliche treachery.

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Playful melody with good ambiance.

niiiice! excellent darky atmosphere and cool melody! nice arranges and think I've heard the mario coin there, right?, really cool work!!!

With this song I imagine escaping from the evil king that wrongfully took his throne and fighting back to return the rightful king. Another thing I imagine is becoming the king sitting there having the people bow down to me!!

ConnorGrail responds:

Well hey man, those are both good strategies. Just don't be too evil, or else the good Knight Sir Cornelious might have something to say about that.

- Long live the king xoxo

Credits & Info


4.59 / 5.00

Feb 21, 2017
3:01 PM EST
Video Game
File Info
4.7 MB
2 min 5 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.