Overwatch - Every Hero is Different

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One day, Dr. Mack Foxx and some friends had a horrible idea: recreate the book "Everyone is Different", but put on a spin on it using the various characters from the video game Overwatch. In addition, why not try and narrate the whole project doing an impersonation of the Homestarrunner.com cartoon character, Strongbad?

Recorded all of this in one attempt just for the heck of it.

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Every Hero is different. No two Heroes are the same!

Some Heroes are wicked grandmas.
Anna has a "Present" for you...

Some Heroes are a glass cannon and have a thing for birds.
Bastion is great for target practice.

Some Heroes are cute and have a way with machines.
D. Va is almost useless without her mech.

Some Heroes are agile ninjas.
Genji is looking for redemption by ending your pathetic life.

Some Heroes have a thing for wolves.
Honzo is the biggest furry of them all.

Some Heroes are crazy and have an explosive personality.
Junkrat just wants to be drawn like one of your French girls.

Some Heroes are great musicians.
Lucio tries to encourage his team by blasting out horrible noise from an over-clocked megaphone.

Some Heroes are like the cowboys of old west legends.
McCree can't tell time and always thinks it's high-noon.

Some Heroes are abominations of creation.
Mei just wants to be loved.

Some Heroes are masters of healing and can even cheat death itself.
Mercy is probably pocketing Pharah. AGAIN.

Some Heroes are masters of the skies.
Why can't anyone shoot down that blasted Pharah already?!

Some Heroes are coldblooded killers.
Reaper is probably behind you right now. Run.

Some Heroes can create an almost impenetrable wall of energy.
Reinhardt is a one-trick pony.

Some Heroes just want to be close to you.
Heaven help you if you're on the other team against Roadhog.

Some Heroes fight for justice. Some heroes fight for honor.
Soldier 76's aimbot is only legal for a few seconds at a time.

Some Heroes are stealthy and sneaky.
Sombra is just waiting for that precise moment to ruin your day.

Some Heroes are fair and balanced.
Symetra is anything but.

Some Heroes are masters of engineering.
Everyone hates Torbjörn as much as Bastion now.

Some Heroes can manipulate time and space.
If Tracer is annoying the heck out of you, she's probably playing very well.

Some Heroes have looks that could kill.
She's called "Widowmaker" for a reason.

Some Heroes don't tolerate monkey business.
Pester Winston with bad jokes and he'll go absolutely bananas on you.

Some Heroes have a knack for bringing everyone together.
Zarya loves a big group of sitting ducks.

Some Heroes are masters of tranquility.
Zenyatta needs to get out and party more often.

Every Hero is different.
There are no bad heroes. Only bad players.
The End


Brilliant, just brilliant.

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3.69 / 5.00

Feb 21, 2017
12:10 AM EST
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3 min 17 sec

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