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A little song that I wrote. I tried to be as honest as I could with my lyrics.


In a few years I will be embarrassed
By these lyrics that I wrote

I binge-watched Hamtaro with a friend
And at the final episodes end
I wrote a story with Boss and Bijou
Kissing underneath the moonlight
They had a wonderful first date
Then Gelato fell from the sky
Like the pretty princess she is
I can't keep focused, someone should kill me

Dated fanfiction lyrics x4

The only reason I got into Steven Universe
Is because of the pretty lesbians
It's the exact same logic that applies
To why lesbians are used in porn
From the moment that she was born
The predatory lesbian wanted to molest her
That's why she is a teacher
I walked in one day while they fucked

I haven't been the same since then
I feel guilty for never telling anyone
Maybe that's why I write lyrics
About lesbian teachers and students

The best cartoons understand their audience
They don't try to be something they're not
Someday I will learn that lesson
When I write and record my music
Maybe If I used auto-tune
I could become a pop star like I want to
I don't have thousands to spend on a dream
And no one in the industry will take a chance with me


Wierd style! Good though. Maybe send me the instrumental so I can rap to it? I like this song

ti-on-suxandrox responds:

Lol, yeah, my style is a little weird. I would be happy to send you the instrumental for this song. Just as long as I get credit for making it.

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1.53 / 5.00

Jan 23, 2017
6:07 AM EST
New Wave
File Info
14.9 MB
6 min 31 sec

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