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When I go into your office
I won't forget to lock the door
You're in the room with Twilight
She's acting like a whore
She leaves your office with a kiss
Lipstick displayed on her cheek
People will talk about it
All throughout the week
Now I am walking into your office
I'm just looking for a kiss
I want nothing more than this
Sex makes me uncomfortable

Pinky failed a test and she cried
She believed she was going to die
When she showed it to her mother
She'd kill her, she killed her brother
She said she would fuck her teacher
To get a better grade for her
The principal said she'd allow it
If Pinky dressed like a maid for her
If I wore a maid outfit
All I would want is a kiss
I want nothing more than this
Sex makes me uncomfortable

So I'll write a fanfiction story
Where Ducky and Cera kiss
It never gets sexier than this
A tender kiss on dinosaur lips
Now today I'll be adventurous
I'll take a little risk
I'll make them sleep in bed together
They'll sleep tight in bliss
If we slept together
After we shared a kiss
I want nothing more than this
Sex makes me uncomfortable

When I see you and Jack together
Cuddling in a cinema without shame
"Why are you playing with my heart?"
"Do you think this is a game?"
I take a photo with my phone
I know photos never lie
Maybe if I stare at it enough
All my feelings for you will die
If we cuddled together
I'd lean in for a kiss
I want nothing more than this
Sex makes me uncomfortable

I go into school the next day
I made a sign that says 'I'm gay'
I wore the shortest skirt I had
An uncomfortable look from my dad
I walked into your office
I forgot to lock the door
I begged for you to kiss me
But I didn't want anything more
You did not kiss me
You sent me away
You didn't even want a kiss
Sex makes you uncomfortable

"We belong together?"
"Why don't you feel the same way?"
I tried to convince you to love me
But nothing seemed to work
I felt like a selfish jerk
I don't know how to love myself
Twilight walked into the office
She asked sweetly for a kiss
Twilight asked you nicely
You gave her a kiss
She wanted nothing more than this
Sex makes her uncomfortable

Pinky wore her maid outfit
She walked into your office
Her eyes were reckless and wild
Like a spoiled Victorian child
She had a sexual fantasy
It involved a sexy pop-up book
She wanted her principal to fuck her
While reading from a book
She begged for sexual pleasure
She begged for a kiss
She wanted so much more than this
Sex makes you uncomfortable

You and Jack went on a movie date
La la la
I've learned to accept my fate
La la la
It's been two months and a day
I know I'll never stop loving you
I know we'll never be more than this
La la la
I know you'll never give me a kiss
I'll forever want more than this
Sex makes me uncomfortable

I fell asleep while in your home
I was watching you sleep
I woke up in 1922
I woke up without you
Ten years later I met a sad girl
She looked a little like you
I made her wear clothes that you wore
She was my little substitute whore
I knew that I would never meet you again
I knew that I would never get a kiss
I want so much more than this
Sex makes me uncomfortable

I decided to breed my sad girl
I used sperm in a turkey baster
I bred her while she slept
I saw her vagina and I wept
She thought that she had a virgin birth
The most innocent mother on the earth
I don't why I did what I did
I had the urge to make a kid
I never wanted this
We never engaged in a kiss
I never wanted more than this
Sex makes me uncomfortable

60 years later I'm still alive
I feel like I haven't aged a day
I still look exactly the same
As the day fate took me away
The sad girl has died
Her daughter has also died
Her granddaughter is still alive
She looks more like you every day
I don't know if I can control myself
I want to give her a kiss
I want so much more than this
Sex no longer makes me feel uncomfortable


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2.23 / 5.00

Jan 17, 2017
12:03 AM EST
Brit Pop
File Info
22 MB
9 min 37 sec

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