Shak VS Caniel

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The only HDC battle of 2016. A battle between producers!

Beat by Mophead367
Mixed by iamsicknerd (PinkScissorsMedia)


Uh oh, Caniel's about to get trampled
In case you can't rhyme, lemme give you an example.
Your folder of vintage records has to be pretty ample
Cuz you're like Kanye, you ain't shit unless you sample.

So don't come at me with your lyrical faggotry
I'm adequately spitting verses so sweet I get cavities
Actually mother fucker you can't escape the reality
That my flows are the dopest I'm speaking with factuality

So go home, your rhymes ain't shit
Get your raggedy ass back into MySpace, quick
Get him an aspirin, your homies just can't say shit
Welcome to Hell's Kitchen, I'm Gordon Ramsey, bitch.

And I'm cooking up some bars, murder's the main ingredient
Stop rapping, do me a solid and be obedient.
Listening your comeback is probably gon' be tedious
But Imma pass the mic cuz I don't wanna be a greedy bitch.



Listen up Shak, you suck at making tracks out of black wax
When you play live people's discs slip out of their fat backs
My raps tear your trap crap to weak little pieces
Rippin' up your thesis like Rick makes multiple universes

Lyrical faggotry doesn't come close to my Marxist visions
Nuclear fission isn't related to what others deem as indecision
College radio stations are busy showcasin' my elaborate vocation
My skills are hidden under the hills where you buried your playstation

You orbit these breaks like Pluto did before it was demoted
No longer relevant, you tread waters like HDC already voted
Trunk like an elephant, yet the sound is akin to one who's malevolent
Alone I ascend, your mumblin' breath is stuck inside an air vent

Get sent to space little birdy, fly to a place that's far away
You're gettin' slain by someone who identifies as neither straight nor gay
I break these chains like the day we played GTA, oh so fun
Sadly, I'm burning you like a bun.

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Shaks verse made this battle sick. What am I saying? He WAS this track, lol.

His punchlines and flow stole the show. I really wish Cainel had a better mic so I could hear his verse better... I bet his verse would have been nasty with a better mic and like, 15 minutes a day, for a week, of practice before recording... Oh well...


Sick beat Mophead!

Klazik's ma own'd this bz

"35 minutes of pure bars from Cainel"

True that.

Shak wins.

Shak had the punchlines and delivery down. Cainel had the lyricism and complex schemes. Flow ultimately took this battle, and Shak had a more fluid and natural take; very on point. With some more practice and takes, Cainel's audibility would've been more polished. But the secret 3rd verse onslaught on a private channel sealed. Shak brought back the flame with a classic. Cainel responded with direct bars that really sealed it. Shak had an excellent rebuttal and a call back to the classic but after 35 minutes of pure bars from Cainel... gotta give it to Cainel for the out right lack of disrespect for social grace and lack of concern for basic human rights.


Nice work, peeps! You both had some great lines, and that beat was awesome, but I gotta give the win to Shak because I was feeling those hits just a bit more. That punch in the first verse, "You ain't shit unless you sample" had me like "OOOHHHHHHH!".

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5.00 / 5.00

Dec 31, 2016
2:41 PM EST
Hip Hop - Olskool
File Info
6.7 MB
2 min 55 sec

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