I took her for electric coffee
I couldn't keep my drab eyes off she
Smiled at my screwed up visage
Took me for a friendly image

It's my criminal intentioned smile
Got her by the neck and while
She looks for love in empty faces
I tell her about my made up places

Call me King Lackey
That is my name
This is my band
And they're all mostly insane

I've got thirteen arms
You could be so possessed
I've got seven tongues
You could be so caressed

If you've got time you want to spare
I got love in my heart for all of you out there

Now I've been called fine
I've been called fair
I've been called a man
Who really cares

But enough about me
Tell me about you
I heard you was
About to kiss a loon

Call me King Lackey
That is my name
This is my band
And they're all mostly insane

I've got thirteen arms
You could be so possessed
I've got seven tongues
You could be so caressed

If you've got time you want to spare
I got love in my heart for all of you out there

If you've got time you want to spare
I got love in my heart for all of you out there