MUSIC VIDEO LINKED BELOW. WATCH, FOR CONTEXT!

For our 33rd songthead on /b/, we sped through quite quickly, and created entire track using the inspiration of anon's posts. Whatever they'd post, we'd rewrite to fit in the track. If there were pictures, sure, we'd throw that in there, too.
Anything anyone wanted us to toss in was fair game, or at the very least, within edit/time constraints.

MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmIBaS-fCWI&list=PL4PC99FxpUZJOIvYOaHKpf2diboB7pCm3&index=1

LYRICS:
--b/tard intro--
hip hop hip hop hap
it's analog bringin' you a 4 chan rap
get in here b/ros, we need more fah-gots
I'm sorry but you'll have to show a permit for that
check yourself, come correct yourself
...now I want you to neck yourself
with a bent cock, bent cock; this sucks, change it
don't include this post; re-arrange it
--Chorus--
I'm up on 4 chan all night long,
because I got nothin' better to do
frequently masturbate to furry porn,
because I got nothin' better to do
I'm the wisdom goat, ask me anything
why am I this wisdom goat?
because I got nothin' better to do
----
now, creating these rhymes it can tend to be hard
like a bard playin' guitar in the backyard
crooked Clinton get behind her,
'vote for me because I got a vagina'
soon I'll be a true hero of sorts
when I wrap this noose 'round my vocal chords
smokes, tokes, livin' life, fuck all the haters
when we droppin a bomb like them fuckin' al-quaiders
what's good for the gander is good for the goose,
but we're talking bout goats and my neck in a noose.
--Chorus X2. or X3. Whatever.--

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