A semi-seriously made song about a finnish meme, "Risujemmaaja". Risujemmaaja (translation: Stickhider) was a guy who refused to move his "few sticks" out from recreation grounds. Watch the original video here. Even if you didn't understand anything, it's still funny to listen to Finnish swearing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDJ3A0fqY2M
As the popular Finnish saying goes, "Kyrvän syylä sie oot". I would suggest you to say that to the love of your life. It's the most beautiful Finnish sentence I can think of.