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Cyrodil Mages Guild!

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An original tribute to the fucking awesome Elder Scrolls 4, Rock on!


Incredible song, really great stuff!

As for lyrics:
(Hello Outlander...)
Cyrodiil Mages Guild!
To protect and serve the Empire
with the powers that we wield!

Take up your magic staff and set off riding through the hills
Tonight the evil Mannimarco's blood shall you spill!
From Bruma to Bravil you go teaching right from wrong
You've a motherfucking deathwish if you fuck with someone wrong!

Cyrodiil Mages Guild!
The might of our magic, the power of our will!
I used to be a weakling just a pussy level 3
But now I'm the Archmage of the Arcane University!
No longer do I fear rats, clanfears and nyxhounds
I'm hard as rock with a magic cock and have been since I found...

Cyrodiil Mages Guild!
Ghetto sorcerer pimps with badass player skills!
I've trained in Restoration, Alteration, Alchemy
I'm a maxed out gangsta warlock with 412 HP!
By night I battle evil in some necromancers lair!
By day I ride through forest glens pissing off the bears!

Cyrodiil Mages Guild!
Too fucking tough for armor we wear silk and robes and frills!
70 damage on target and 90 damage on touch!
The Robe of Infinite Wisdom and the Blade of Fuck-you-up!
I eat all of my victims and do shits the size of trains
My breakdown skills are fucking wacked-out untold off-the-chain

It's not always
Been this way...
I once thought
Sorcerers were gay...
The Fighter's Guild...
I followed...
But they were a bunch of chodes...
So I found my true home with the magical tomes...

(and the bloody nice young fellas here at)
Cyrodiil Mages Guild!
In the last minute alone I've made 50,000 kills!
We've ridden (somethings) of Leyawiin to reach the Northern Plains!
Oh shit I forgot to recharge my items, f-fuck I have to go back...
By day we slay the Daedra, by night we rock and roll!
We're OG S-O-Bs but we respect our Elder Scrolls!

We're so fine and fucking mighty!
The Nine Divines hide in fear!
We're like Neo and Solid Snake combined with 80's Richard Gere!
If like my bretheren and I you wish to become skilled
Then pay your first months fees and you're in Cyrodiil Mages GUIIIIIIIIIIIILD-a


Fucking awesome


the blade of Fuck you Up? XD thats just plain funny i did not see that one coming.

That's so fucked up, in a good way!

I know this is a day late and a dollar short, but I stumbled across this while looking for some Morrowind music for my phone.

I did the Lilarcor sword mod for Morrowind, because the Elder Scrolls universe can get way too stuff sometimes. Your song is right in line with that sentiment, too. It has got to be one of the funniest pieces of work I've heard in a long time. It's true how after a while (in almost all RPG's) fighters are eventually the back-seat wuss-bags to the all-powerful mages. Great stuff! Two thumbs up!

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LMAO i love elder scrolls!

good job man im a big fan of elder scrolls 3 & 4!
you should post the lyrics!

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4.19 / 5.00

Dec 23, 2006
12:38 PM EST
Video Game
File Info
2.7 MB
2 min 54 sec

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