I'm giving you 3 1/2 stars because I feel like you knew what you were doing by having those lyrics for this song. I assume you meant for this song to be a parody and not make sense by using words common and often used Japanese phrases. I found the song to be extremely funny because I can see this song being used as an intro in an "animation/ fanimation making fun of anime" type of show. I might be correct by making such a bold assumption or I could be reaching too far and giving this song too much credit but bottom line, I found comedy in this and I enjoyed it and others shouldn't take it Too seriously. Good Job.