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Jessica Diss

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This came depressingly close to being the first battle on Newgrounds with a female, but unfortunately she never dropped.

You picked a predictable beat, but I'll TOLERATE IT
I'll STOMP YOUR FACE IN, COMPLICATE IT, 'cause your DROP IS BASIC
Left your FLAWS WITH CADENCE ON DISPLAY WITH every HONEST STATEMENT
I wouldn't buy your lashes if you were a DOMINATRIX

I'll snap your fake nails 'til they break like stalks of CELERY
And send you to a different page to peddle ACCESSORIES
You quit dating for three years, I guess you FELT THE NEED
To admin for a sausagefest of guys to build your SELF ESTEEM

Only reason that you're liked is people GOGGLE YOUR MAMMARIES
You talk shit in the basement but you're NOT GOOD AT BATTLING
Only beating RJ 'cause Eye Kon THOUGHT OUT YOUR STRATEGIES
You rep Top Rank but you DISHONOR OUR FAMIRY

You should have thought twice before I CLOCKED IN TO BASH YOUR TEETH
Making Duck Awards, but here's a SHOCKER YOU CAN'T BELIEVE
I called you out and you'd FORGOTTEN TO ANSWER ME
So take your own trophy if you're NOT GONNA RAP ON BEAT

People like your pics but NO ONE'S GONNA READ ALONG
And going by your standards you're OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY MOM
Putting out at eleven and THROWING UP THE SEMEN GOBS
With birth defect rates BLOWING UP LIKE VIETNAM

There's four dozen guys that want their COCK IN HER MOUTH
TALKING ABOUT drugging her with SHOTS ON THE HOUSE
But Jess climbed on my dick and started HOPPING AROUND
And let me say firsthand you guys are NOT MISSING OUT

We know this dickriding bitch has been GETTING AROUND
Ain't it obvious the way she stands NEXT TO THE CROWN?
A pretty face is all anyone EXPECTS FROM YOU NOW
But I just shat on your image so you'd be LEFT IN THE CROWD

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Very sick. What was this for though?
Some heavy punches here man, lol. Very dope.

Kwing responds:

This was for Top Rank, a Facebook battle group. The material I used here was gathered over several months of coexisting on the same page, so this was me unloading all of that at once.

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Kwing
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Uploaded
Feb 26, 2016
5:12 PM EST
Genre
Hip Hop - Olskool
File Info
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1.3 MB
1 min 27 sec

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