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Author Comments

I honestly don't like rap music very much, which is why I don't do it very much. Kind of like folk music. it's not that I can't write a rap song or a folk song, I just don't like those genres much.

This song however seemed destined to be a rap song.


99.9 percent of lovers die
The princess and fluttershy
And spongebob and his Japanese lover
Tentacle porn and sex between brothers
Helen parr is Violet's mother
She is also her favourite lover
And I know someone likes Vitani
She watches her making babies with Kiara
Fuck me in my mind
I can't remain silent this time
A million artists laughing
A million artists having fun
87 percent of lovers died this year
Chiyo fucked Sakaki after drinking some beer
Finn told Lady Rainicorn he'd meant the best with what he had to say
It doesn't always sound that way
Now Chowder and Panini are married
Their children are dead and buried
Spyro didn't want Cynder to have an abortion
Beast boy wanted Raven to have an abortion
Take me away from this internet artwork
I don't want to see the results of your hard work
Your love for pairings only reminds me
It makes me realize that I feel lonely
Most of the lovers in the world will die
This doesn't apply to you and I
Tigress and Po are a pairing I know
Rocket and Groot, a raccoon and a root
Megatron and Optimus prime
Lovers until the end of time
Mabel and her brother Dipper
A boy making love with his sister
Someone cringed when he kissed her
When he kissed her, when he kissed her
50 percent of lovers die
Princess Celestia and Fluttershy
Fluttershy died in a hotel fire
Incense, candles, drugs and desire
Helen and Violet died as well
Now they are going to hell
100 percent of lovers will die
A universal truth no one can deny
Chiyo killed Sakaki
She stabbed her in her chest
She laughed as her soul went away
It took it's final rest
Gatomon and Kari
Is a pairing that no one loves
One person loves it and draws it
That love is enough


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2.60 / 5.00

Dec 18, 2015
2:24 PM EST
File Info
2.8 MB
3 min 4 sec

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