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Cave Jokes

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This is a song I've been meaning to upload for YEARS. It started off as just an instrumental I put together one day in 2013, and then this year I randomly thought "fuck it, let's add some lyrics to this" and so I did. Are they serious lyrics? Of course not, but hopefully people get a laugh out of it. I also think this is the only non-shit thing I've composed, so...?

LYRICS:

I am digging in a cave
I found some rocks and found some stuff
I am digging in a cave
I hurt my cock and found I'm tough

I'm just kidding this really hurts
Oh God please help, I feel blood squirts
Please God, help me. Why will you not?
Oh fine, screw you. Oh no, blood clots!

I was digging in a cave,
Now I'm dead 'cause loss of blood.
I wish I was at a rave,
But instead I felt a thud.

Uh...

Eh?

*sound of dead*

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Uploaded
Dec 8, 2015
12:53 PM EST
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1 min 2 sec

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