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Don't You Touch My Dick

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Don't you touch my dick.
Don't you touch my dick.
Don't even try it.
Don't even try it.
Don't.

Gurl, you know my dick's so sacred to me.
And you know.
That you can't
get it without my consent.

So the next time you try to slide your hand inside of my pants
and grab my dick.
just remember:
that you are committing a crime.

I need you to respect my rights as a human being.
And please leave my dick alone.

My dick needs a little space.
Or I will have to chase you out. (of my house)

So stay away from my dick
Just give it a minute right quick.
Please
Don't touch my dick. (Leave it alone)

Please don't touch it
Please don't touch my dick.

Don't touch my dick!

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The beggining sounds like an elevator music :3

*touches your dick*

DruoxtheShredder responds:

Rude.

Extremely well done and funny as hell man! haha

gotta watch out! hahaha I remember when I had a gf and seriously, this song describes my feelings when we watch movies togather!!! she always tried to touch my dik! it's on or off bich'e! don't touch mah dik!
her lil bro was like 10 feet away and he could totally see. what a crazy girl...

"And please leave my dick alone"
"So stay away from my dick"
Hahahaha, nice song!

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Uploaded
Oct 15, 2015
1:22 PM EDT
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1 min 54 sec
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