Oh damn b, shit aint wack its pretty tight... Some funny shit its good though i liked it. Short though.
Create the soundtrack of a flash series!
Today I discovered you in the Audio Portal. You are the reason why I began reviewing audio. Take this as a blessing; you're interesting, compared to most authors in the audio portal. You got a snazzy sense of humor, and you're not showy, making for music that can be used in some really cool flash.
I'll keep this song. It's bad, but admits to it. The beats are okay and everything, but there's no need to be defensive about being white; you and I are both white. I gave this a five for being a parody. You wanted to joke about rap, and I laughed constantly. Poking fun at the genre while picking on yourself makes for light-hearted fun. Though you used the "F" bomb enough to extinguish a small country... anyway, it's important to laugh at yourself as well as other people. Otherwise, you're just being a total dick.
You may never get it out on a CD and sell it to people (but it'd be funny if you actually did!), but as a submission to the audio portal, it's designed chiefly to be part of a resource from which to construct a Flash project. Certain flashes can benefit; use as a nasty credits theme for added 'zest' in a comic flash, or perhaps a really bad song playing on the radio. Hell, I dare anyone to make a music video out of this, and make it good.
The tune is contagious and you'll replay it a few times before it's worn; once a few weeks pass, replay the thing and you're on the ground again. Anything that can get me to tear up and forget about work or pain for fifteen minutes ought to be worth a few plays.
So quite frankly, I enjoy your style--you make music but you're not terribly serious. The beat and the style are okay, and you can endeavor with something serious once you feel like it. In the meantime, keep making these wonderful little crazy blurbs. And don't be afraid to pick on yourself.