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Cadence x Celestia Incest

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My first attempt at rapping. I originally wrote the song as a joke, and I imagined how it would sound it Lil B were rapping over my instrumental track.


Somebody once told me they could get me the help I need
Fuck that shit that somebody couldn't even read
So I ignored his advice and got myself into trouble
I isolated myself inside my private online bubble
My search history is always private on my computer
A video of a girl being kidnapped with a scooter
Morals don't mean anything to me anymore
I'm trained to view all women as whores
Even cartoon women are attractive to me
An orgy of cartoon characters is my fantasy
I need to take medication for the pain in my head
If I don't get an aspirin then tomorrow i'll be dead

nine years after the day that I was born
I stumbled upon a website filled with cartoon porn
Now i'm a little older and my mind is wired wrong
I've become numb to perversity and my morals are gone
Who cares as long as someone enjoys it?
My childhood was happy until curiosity destroyed it
Now i'm sitting in front of a computer screen
I stare at the story that I desire to read
A fan fiction story that no one else enjoys
The voices in my head sound like white noise
Now i'm just talking to the air in the room
I feel like i'm isolated in a house on the moon

I read an odd story about Celestia and Cadence
There was no sex just innocent romance
then a mob came and separated the lovers
Romance is illegal between sisters and brothers
And the spotlight shined on the lion king
perverse writers and artists ruin everything
Vitani was crowned princess of the out lands
Vitani fell in love with the princess of the pride lands
And they made love and produced a daughter
They never knew that they shared the same father
now I think I need to be alone
I'll burn when I set fire to my home

I serve pieces of my body on a silver platter
Someday I hope to climb up Jacob's ladder
I drink a mixture of blood and apple juice
It takes practice to master self abuse
I smoke a little bit of marijuana
I eat chips and barbecued iguanas
When i'm finished with my day of fun
I'll unleash a magic spell and destroy the sun

A young man who lived far away from his home
Away from his girlfriend he felt so alone
His boyfriend couldn't give him the comfort he needed
His lust survived no matter who didn't feed it
So he decided to purchase a ticket for a plane
So that he could travel and douse his inner flame
He was shocked when he found that he couldn't afford it
The plane would leave and he wouldn't board it
He was ready to give up on his love life
Until he decided to mail himself to his future wife
He bought a big box and he climbed inside
He was a lover boy going for a plane ride

So he travelled all night to get home to his lover
He was unaware that they came from the same mother
He didn't know that his wife was his sister
He committed incest every time that he kissed her
The mailman delivered the box to his wife
His wife cut the box open with a knife
The knife pierced the brain underneath his skin
A punishment for all of his sins
His body became limp and he bled on the floor
His girlfriend screamed and ran out the door
She bought some band-aids from the store
She bandaged his head as he bled on the floor

The moral of this story doesn't matter at all
The world is big and the world is small
Every life has a value and a purpose and a story
Some endings are peaceful and some are gory
Love evolves from friendship, friendship is magic
Why does every death feel so tragic
Why do humans have to die at all
The world is big and the world is small


this is some twisted dark nerdcore. like, solid nerdcore. Not really listenable but definitely real emotion, or lack-there-of, which gave a genuine despair and tragedy to the track

This song's a little raunchy, still it's dope :). I like it. Sorry, I'm just sensitive to lyrics like this. Don't get me wrong, this song is awesome!

ti-on-suxandrox responds:

Thank you, I admit that the lyrics on this song are more than a little raunchy, but that was kind of the intent. There's a lot of rap lyrics about death, sex and various other equally raunchy topics. This song was written about a different kind of raunchy topic. Essentially it's written about the loss of innocence due to curiosity and how the loss of innocence can extend to other aspects of your life and affect how you view certain aspects of your life. In the age of the internet I think it's one of the most relevant topics there is.

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4.01 / 5.00

Feb 4, 2015
8:31 PM EST
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4.7 MB
5 min 7 sec

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