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Rhythm Management 2015

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Haikuicthys became my thumb
Invertebrate #1
The birth of life forms explained on wax
Jammy J’s layin’ down the track
I grew a backbone became a Cephalaspis
My fins became legs as time kept on passin’
I ventured into a whole new world
Where important discoveries would be unfurled
It’s a brave new world with no protection
I’m headed so far in one direction
Darwin called it natural selection
Someday I’ll be Euparkeria
Bang! That’s onomatopoeia
I’m the first life form on Earth
I hope I am for what it’s worth

Pre Cambrian area we’re all underwater
Anomalocarus’ undersea stalker
Carnivorous Arthropod
Hideous creature designed by nature not god
Later I meet scorpion
Life gets a little dystopian
I hope later life won’t go through this again They’ll find my fossils in Michigan

Devonian and Silurian Era life’s gotten better
I’ve evolved and I the water’s wetter
But I’m also an amphibian
But I’m not a frog who’s the Caribbean
I find predators quite preposterous
I don’t wanna be dinner for Dunkleosteus

Hot lava formed, Earth’s water cooled
Like King Tee, Imm’a act a fool
But I’mma survive this world’s conflicts and duels
I’ll beat BrontoScorpio like 50 beat Ja Rule
GGG Unit!
Jammy J gettin’ sick wit’ it
Spit it; bust a move like Young MC
I’mma rise just like Trip Lee
I like it raw like ODB
Shimmy Shimmy Ya got ya money
Cold rock a party like MC Lyte
Need to make sure my rhymes are tight
I’m not Gil Scott Heron or Shel Silverstein
Emily Dickinson, Shakespeare, or Heavy D
I’m smooth as butter like Q Tip
Keep up with the groove yo don’t even trip
With spoken word these days I find it funny
Jimmy Spice was right’ bout the money
But I don’t do it for that I do it for fun
Gyposaurus weighed eight tons!

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Jan 25, 2015
9:56 PM EST
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