Ah, how voluptuous!

Come, come for a taste, ladies and gentlemen, of Philip Fasting's Feastible Funfair! What better place is there to be?

Why, Fasting's Funfair is an entirely edible ecosystem of magnificent meats and delectable treats! If you can touch it, then you can eat it! That's right! Philip Fasting has no holds barred when it comes to his culinary conceptions. Everything from the spectacular Citrus Circus to the splendid seasoning gravel you stand on. Even the Funfair staff will be glad if you took a bite out of them!

With the goal of getting patrons to glut, gorge, and grow, Mr. Fasting has scientifically engineered all his employees to taste twelve times better than any fish fillet or rib-eye steak. And if you think that sounds strange, wait until you take a tour through Fasting's Savory Safari & Petting Zoo, where hundreds of never-before-seen species roam free, bred for immediate sampling and ready for you to devour!

So, if you're bored and looking for bigger horizons, Fasting's Feastible Funfair is the place for you to be! Our one requirement is that you to enter with a very empty stomach!