This was really good! I especially liked the three last lines, pretty funny stuff. The only thing that I personally didn't like, was that there was some kind of weird robotic sounding undertone to the whole thing. Making it seem a tad unclear from how you really sound, maybe it's just me though. Anyways, besides that it was fantastic, keep up the good work, I hope to see you do more voices in the future.
Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.