Once upon a time one poor grandma made a fatal error by singing in public elevator full of Opel Astra owners. Opel Astra owners are known to be very notorius grannypant haters. If you like this you will get lifetime supply of flowerhats and concussions.
People do not like to be washed while they are having a romantic dinner with their Opel Astras OPEL ASTRAS OPEL ASTRA ASTRA ASTRA ASTRA!!!