You wanna ra-ride up on my big boy, big boy?
Well I would advise you to slick up with some Crisco first
Though it might be true that you have sat upon a larger toy
It cannot compare to the th-thickness of my proud girth
Ever since you saw my dick in the homecoming picture
You've wanted a ride
boy, that's just fine but I want your ass to survive!
Holes paying tribute to Citizen Kane (rosebud) make me hurl
Almost as much as the naked girls
If they ain't furry & strapped on, twirling those faux-cock supremes
Unlike the pink sock you want, making me squeamy
So lube up with Crisco or shmear on cream cheese
Then our journey can be yeezy peezy