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I figured it was time to finally upload my original audio series to Newgrounds.

Welcome, dear chums, to the debut episode of the Fucked Up Escapades of Hermie and Poppenfresh. It tells the tale of two roomates: Hermie, a tall, loose tempered homosexual, and Poppenfresh, the charmingly strange yet adorable chap. They get into some very unusual crap together, and in their debut, Poppenfresh is intrigued a most scrumptious blond cheerleader of his favorite loser football team. Why? Because of the massive nature of her pleasantly plump posterior, he believes that it's made out of candy. The truth, however, is much more outrageous.

Be forewarned. THIS IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. Despite being just an audio show, it does contain adult language and explict adult situations. Nothing like porn, mind you, but this show is still more suitable for those seventeen and up than anyone else.

This will be split up into different sections here, so make sure you have the time and patience to listen through the whole ordeal. Oh, and make sure you don't eat anything during this, especially around the climax. XD

Hermie, Poppenfresh, and all extras are voiced by Michael Jara (aka Moonvamp)

Andreanna and Elizabeth are voiced by Kelsey Sissons (aka Calcifer)

The Narrator is voiced by Heidi Tabing (aka AderuMoro)

Click here to listen to the final part: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/554169

Click here, however, if you want to start from the beginning: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/554160

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Oct 23, 2013
11:33 PM EDT
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5.4 MB
5 min 52 sec

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Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.